Katie to Scott: If I were going to eat you, I wouldn't stuff you full of cookies.
Scott: What would you stuff me full of?
Katie: Um, peanut butter?
Scott: Oh yeah, we used to go there to watch movies. Throw out some blankets, move the tables...
Mom: Blind kids?!?
Scott: No mom, blankets. Blind kids? That wouldn't be very nice.
Mom: You're the one throwing blind kids and making them move tables.
Oh and also, Katie taught me several more useful words in sign language to add to my small repertoire- shark, whale, dolphin, dinosaur, and Hitler.
Scott and Katie- please come back...
Melanie,
ReplyDeleteI love that you have the most random blog ever. Plus, I love that it is hilarious and dripping with Melanie-wit. Even more so, I love that I'm in it! I laughed so hard when I read your entries thus far. Well, as loud as you can laugh in a public library without attracting attention. I'm your first fan.
Miss you too, darling.
-Katie