My nephew loves to be told stories, but he will correct you if you are telling them wrong. For instance, he asked me to tell him a Christmas story but when I told him it was about a boy who was five, he told me he was five so I had to change it. He also had friends who were four, six, seven and eight so the story ended up being about an 800 year old girl named Andy. Anyway, he also seems to be going through a phase where all the stories end the same- with no clothes on. Hence the following.
April: Well, we have to let Melanie drive back to Provo because she has a date.
Jeff: Sorry boys, you have to say goodbye so she can leave.
Tyler: You're not coming back with us?
April: No, she has to go meet this boy and fall in love with him so they can live happily ever after.
Tyler: With no clothes on.
Jeff: Melanie, please wait till you get married for that part.
Thanks for the entertainment guys. So good to see you.
um, good luck on your date.
ReplyDeleteJeff has always been full of sage advice. Or something. I vote something, actually, now that I think about it.
ReplyDeleteJules just reminded me that we are visiting them at the end of January. I am already trying to think of stories to tell that will end in subversive hilarity. Maybe one about a Baptist, a Jew and a Catholic who are all out in a row boat for some reason...
ReplyDeleteOr maybe a story about Papa Moses. er wait, no nevermind. AHHHH! WHREE'S THE DELETE KEY!?!?