Sorry Mom...I Don't Know Why I Do It

A conversation I had yesterday with a boy sitting next to me in biology class...

Him: What year are you again?
Me: Well, I'm working on my master's degree so I dunno. I've been here too long.
Him: How have you managed to stay single?
Me: It's easy. I'm just really mean to all the boys.
Him: Oh.

I really don't know where that came from. Mom, dad, I know you want grandchildren from me one day, but I just can't seem to help myself. I don't know what it is. Oh well.